The last two weeks of February my cousin Greg was visiting from Minnesota. Given his interest in archeological ruins, and my desire to see something new, we planned a route though Honduras, Belize and Guatemala that would bring us past the Mayan ruins of Tikal and Copan. Greg arrived to San Pedro Sula, and we spent two nights in the Honduran beach town of Omoa. From Puerto Cortez, a larger port town near Omoa, we left on a 3-hour ferry for Placencia a beach town in Belize. We spent two nights there and took 4 busses across Belize and into Guatemala to arrive at El Remate, near the ruins of Tikal. We spent two nights there, taking in the ruins one morning, and left on an 8-hour overnight bus to Guatemala City. After a day of taking in the sights of the city and a Saturday night out on the town, we left for Antigua, the former colonial capital of Central America, and a popular tourist destination. We spent one night in Antigua and then headed to Lake Atitlan farther west in the Guatemalan highlands. From Atitlan, we returned to Honduras, spending two nights in Copan Ruinas and then heading for the airport again in San Pedro Sula. The trip involved a lot of hours on the bus, and not too many days in one spot, but allowed us to see quite a nice chunk of Central America. Below are some photos and descriptions of the places we went:
Bajamar, Honduras
One day when we were staying in Omoa, Honduras, we took the bus to a sleepy Garifuna beach town called Bajamar. The Garifuna are a coastal ethnicity who migrated from the island of Saint Vincent and are a mix of esaped slaves and indigenous South Americans (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Garifuna). Because Bajamar was deserted, long and relatively clean, it was the most appealing beach I have seen in Honduras. We seemed to be the only visitors, but the locals were friendly, especially the ones spending their Sunday afternoon drinking Gifiti, a “medicinal” concoction of herbs steeped in cheap hard liquor.


Placencia, Belize
Traveling to Belize feels like leaving Central America for a Caribbean island colonized by the British. The locals speak either English or a thick Creole derived from English that is impossible for me to understand. The country, due to its English language and reputation for relative safety–although some people have told me that reputation is ill-deserved–seemed to have a lot more cautious American vacationers and retirees than Honduras or Guatemala. Everything is more expensive, and the average citizen seemed to enjoy a higher quality of life. Perhaps it helps that there are only about 320,000 people in the country compared to 7.5 million in Honduras and 7 million in El Salvador.
Placencia, the beach town we stayed in for 2 nights, seemed to be a growing vacation destination. Apparently much of the beachfront part of town was actually created artificially by filling in mangrove swamps to make land. The only affordable accommodation we could find was Miss Leslie’s Travel Inn with a double room for $15 U.S. a night. The general degradation of the place, the cracks in the wooden walls, the peeling linoleum floor, the particleboard shower and the mini-doors you had to duck to get through made it a bit uncomfortable, but we saw no signs of insect infestation.

The beach in Placencia, which we later found out was man-made.
A couple of the many expensive-looking catamarans presumably available for charter.

Our rustic, but relatively bug-free accomodations at Miss Leslie´s Travel Inn
The local Chinese restraunt / General store / Outdoor saloon

A snorkelling trip we took to a nearby cay that is a national park.
Tikal, Guatemala
After a bus ride across Belize and into Guatemala, we arrived at El Remate, a town outside the Tikal Ruins. We found a cheap hotel / hostel called Sak Luc, where we also ran into a guide named Juan who convinced us to take his tour of the Ruins the next day.
Our double room / hut at the Sak Luk
We got up the next day for the 5:30 am departure to the ruins. I’m not much of an archeology buff, but found the ruins quite impressive, both because of the in-depth and well-researched history lesson we were given by our guide Juan and because of the shear size and beauty of the ruins.
The ruins of Tikal sticking out of the jungle
Juan, our very knowledgeable guide



The very steep steps up a very tall and steep tower
Greg on the edge of the very steep tall slope
Me looking scared at the top
Guatemala City
We debated some as to whether it was worth spending a night in Guatemala City, especially since most tourists seemed to avoid it due to safety concerns. In the end we figured it would be worth the day and night to see the largest city in Central America. We found a double room in Xamatec hostel in Zone 10, a nicer part of town, for $45 a night. The room was a bit pricey but worth it for the safety. They also let us check in at 6:00 am, right off the overnight bus from Tikal, so we could sleep a couple extra hours without paying for the extra night.
Compared to Tegucigalpa, Guatemala City feels larger and quite a bit more developed. The highway system is much more complex, with more freeways and overpasses. The Central plaza was much larger than Tegucigalpa’s.


A fancy plaza near our hotel.

Greg downtown

The central plaza with a government building in the background.

The central plaza with the cathedral in the background.
Antigua, Guatemala
About 45 minutes from Guatemala City, Antigua seems to be the city with the most concentrated tourism in Guatemala. Antigua was at one time the seat of Spain’s Colonial Government in Central America, so there are a lot of old historical buildings. The area has been hit be several earthquakes in the last few centuries, so many of the historical buildings are in ruins or have been rebuilt.

Antigua´s very well decorated fleet of buses I can only hope they put as much work into the mechanics of the buses as they do into the aesthetics.
One of the many old buildings in Antigua
El Palacio de Generales, the building that was once the seat of the Spanish colonial government in Central America
Greg under the arch of the Palacio de Generales
The Cathedral, or the part of it that´s been rebuilt

Traditional Catholicism is apparently alive and well in Guatemala. This sign reads:
“Requirements to receive the plenary indulgence:
-Confess
-Attend mass
-Take comunion
-Pray for the Pope
One can get indulgences for a deaceased person. One indulgence per day.
June 28th, 2008 to June 29th, 2009
San José Cathedral, Antigua, Guatemala¨
Volcán Pacaya
After arriving in Antigua, we immediately took off for an afternoon / night trip up Volcán Pacaya, an active volcano near Antigua. As the tour bus pulled up the trailhead we were bombarded by small children carrying wooden poles and yelling “estiik!, estiik!” They were renting walking sticks for the trip up the volcano. It was somewhat cute and comical, but also sad to see that the kids were dirty from all the dust around and looked pretty poor. A lot had un-wiped runny noses, a chronic problem I imagine due to the chilly climate. They were also fighting an uphill battle, since there were almost more stick vendors than tourists and only half the tourists wanted sticks anyway. Whether these kids actually supplemented their families’ incomes with their work, or whether they were using it to buy treats for themselves, I don’t know.


The sticks seemed entirely unnecessary to me, and perhaps being hardened by spending too much time near pushy vendors in Honduras, I didn’t really consider buying one. But when a 2-for-1 deal was offered-2 sticks for 5 Quetzals (65 US cents)-Greg convinced me we should get a couple. In retrospect, I was being a tightwad to not want to give up 32 cents to a cute kid renting a walking stick. As we made the business transaction, I asked our stick vendor whether this was a contract for purchase or a contract for rental. He informed me that the sticks were strictly on lease. “I will be here waiting when you arrive from the hike,” he said in Spanish. “Hand the sticks over to me. My name is Josue. Do not hand the sticks over to any other child.” Just after we made the deal with Josue, another child came forward, assuring us that the thin sticks Josue had just sold us would break during the journey. For the same price he offered us more robust sticks. We decided to chance it using Josue’s sticks.
For some reason, I suspected we would be hiking up to the tippy top of the volcano, but that the hike would be quite easy. As it turned out, we only hiked about halfway up the side of the volcano, to a point near a slow stream of lava oozing out the side of the volcano. The trail was far from impossible, but more difficult than I had imagined. The sticks definitely came in handy, especially on the last rocky and windy part. We got close enough to the lava flow to be able to feel the heat rising up from below us. We could also see red-hot boulders rolling down the side of the volcano in front of us.
As dusk was falling and we started the hike down, Greg and I realized that flashlights might have been a good idea. The tour group was so large, and no mention of flashlights had been made when we reserved our spots, so we hadn’t even thought of them. Luckily, about 60% of the tour group had thought of flashlights, and our guide kept us close together. Using the ambient light from the other flashlights, and our ever-useful sticks as prods in front of us, we were able to shuffle down the trail without falling.




As we approached the trailhead, we were again bombarded by the same kids, who had hiked partway up the trail to reclaim their sticks. A small girl, maybe about 7 years old, wanted Greg and me to give our sticks to her. She said she didn’t have any sticks. We felt bad but told her that these were Josue’s sticks. A little farther down a kid who looked remarkably like Josue came up to us and asked us to handover the sticks. When I asked, he said he was Josue, so we handed over the sticks. Greg even took a picture with “Josue” our trusty stick vendor. As we arrived at the trailhead, we encountered the real Josue. He snatched one of the sticks from the imposter and when we left it remained unclear who would end up with the second.
Lake Atitlan, Guatemala
We spent our last two nights in Guatemala in Santa Cruz, a small village on Lake Atitlan, reputably the most beautiful lake in the world. Lake Atitlan, in a highland climate and surrounded by 3 volcanoes, was quite beautiful. We stayed in a double room in a hostel called the Iguana Perdida (Lost Iguana). The hostel, so highly recommended by the guidebook that we figured the author must be a part owner, was a backpacker’s Mecca. Everyone we met spoke English, and many were there for their second time. Some people were there working as volunteer labor, serving as bartender or cashier for a couple weeks in exchange for room, board, and half-price drinks.
Every night there was a large buffet dinner, to which all guests were invited, where everyone sat talking at a long table. The Monday and Tuesday nights we were there this dinner transitioned into some beer drinking and, for about half of the guests who were more fun than Greg and I, a long night of partying. We met a lot of interesting people, traveling for various lengths of time and various reasons.
Aside taking place in Guatemala, life in the Iguana Perdida didn’t seem to have a whole lot to do with life in the rest of Guatemala. It was a great time for a couple days, but I don’t think I’d much enjoy 2 weeks there.

The boats that the locals and tourists use as public transportation to get around the lake.
In Guatemala, there are two obvious ways for tourists without out their own cars to travel: normal bus (dubbed “chicken bus” by the backpackers) or direct shuttle. The normal buses are old U.S. school buses, with crazy drivers, and traveling on them often requires making a few connections. The shuttles are 15-passenger vans that usually go directly from one tourist location to another and have drivers who are probably equally as crazy.
Cost-wise, I think the options come out about the same, especially if you have to pay for a taxi to get from one normal bus terminal to another. Comfort-wise, surprisingly, I think the normal “chicken” buses win hands down. There’s also something to be said about riding transportation with real, live Guatemalans while you’re visiting their country. Safety-wise, the shuttle companies claim to win. I assume they say they’re safer because there are rarely any Guatemalans on the shuttle buses, you don’t have to get on an off in any sketchy bus terminals and they might be presumed to be better-maintained and have better drivers (maybe). But given the large size of the normal busses and the fact that tourist shuttles are sometimes held up because crimanals know there are tourists with money on-board, my gut feeling is that safety is a toss-up. Time-wise and simplicity-wise, though, the transfer-free shuttle ride wins.
Because it was a long way from Lake Atitlan to Copan Ruinas, Honduras, we opted for a $13 U.S., 7-hour, cramped, butt-numbing ride on a shuttle.
Copan Ruins, Honduras

We arrived in Copan Ruinas at about 7:00 pm, found a cheap hotel and started the last leg of our trip. Once again we were in Honduras and familiar territory for me.
Waking up in Copan, we hit up the ruins in the morning. I had seen the ruins twice before, both times with a guide, and thought that the extra $10 each for a guide was worth it. When we arrived, the guides were either trying to price-gouge us or didn’t look too great, so we opted to go without. As it turned out, this gave us more flexibility, and a chance to see the nooks and crannies of the ruins that I had not seen on the guided tours. Anyway, from Juan in Tikal we had already heard a better explanation of the Mayan empire than any guide in Copan would probably be able to give us. At the hieroglyphic staircase, probably Copan’s most famous ruin, we ran into a Japanese documentary film crew taking panning video of the staircase with a cameral on a large boom. It was interesting and somewhat comical to watch the process: artistic Japanese film maker speaking to translator, who translated to Honduran manipulating camera. The whole thing looked a bit like overkill to me, but I’m sure the nature of the task is more complex than it looked to my untrained eye.


The last night of our trip we had a nice dinner courtesy of $25 my mom had sent with Greg. Afterward we visited a bar called the Red Frog. I’d been there a couple times before, but this night we really got to hear Dan, the young owner’s, story. He’s from California. A few years ago, he had never been to Honduras before, had never tended bar, but bought the place on a whim. He’s been there for ever since and seems to be having the time of his life. His local bar has turned into the place to be for foreigners in Copan, at least the less-classy half of those foreigners. For the last hour or so we were there, the only other customers at the bar were Pat and Alice, an elderly couple that was anything but your typical elderly couple.
From their nearly unintelligible accents, I assume Pat and Alice were from some part of the British Empire, perhaps Scotland or Ireland. When I asked where they were from, Pat said they were from all over. They’d been in Honduras for quite some time, and had also enjoyed multiple extended periods in Bulgaria. Pat treated us each to a half-shot each of some Bulgarian moonshine Dan was keeping for him in his fridge. Pat said the stuff was home-made from cherries, and for clear hard liquor it was surprisingly not horrible.
From all of his tattoos, I can only imagine that Pat might have been some sort of a seaman. He now sat smoking, coughing and drinking beer at the end of the table, telling of his recent late-night escapades in Puerto Cortez, one of Honduras’ more shady cities, and remembering last Christmas when Dan and he apparently let off a ridiculously-illegal quantity of large bottle rockets. One of the bottle rockets even found its way into the bar, nearly hitting Alice in the head.
For the couple of hours we were at the Red Frog, Alice sat quietly next to us reading a book and nursing the same beer, which had a foam insulator around it. She looked over at me a couple times and quietly whispered some words to me, smiling and giggling, but the words were completely lost on me. She seemed to have some sort of mental disorder or uniqueness. Pat and Dan told of one night when she was reading a book quite quickly and Pat came up to her and looked at it. “This book’s in German Alice!” he said. “You don’t speak German.”
Pat and Alice must not have the most conventional, safe, or recommendable retirement, bouncing around Honduran and Bulgarian bars. But the two both seemed remarkably happy, so if it works for them I can hardly knock it.


